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posted 16 minutes ago (by: shokugekis)

The first stages of becoming a Fujoshi: Denial

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posted 18 minutes ago (by: isopodde)
theomninerd:

trumpeteer34:

isopodde:

THE SHOVEL KNIGHT IS GONNA DIG YOU A NEW ASSHOLE

theomninerd

OH NOOOOO

theomninerd:

trumpeteer34:

isopodde:

THE SHOVEL KNIGHT IS GONNA DIG YOU A NEW ASSHOLE

theomninerd

OH NOOOOO

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posted 1 hour ago
thatgothlibrarian mentioned you in a post: “portlybibliophile oh my god look”:
portlybibliophile oh my god look

Drunken references to 1776 is probably the only way William Ampersand Mary students can actually get some. XD

tubmeister:

if we’re friends i most likely had a crush on you at some point even if it was only for 5 minutes

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posted 2 hours ago (by: papasuke-yamazaki)

jessdean:

papasuke-yamazaki:

image

yesssssssss

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posted 4 hours ago (by: fujikomine)

gg-rain:

pawreen:

best one minute of entire 200 episode series of sailor moon

JESUS

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posted 4 hours ago (by: portlybibliophile)

essajetticks:

portlybibliophile:

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna find and read that damned Bear novel. ALL HAIL INTERLIBRARY LOAN!

what did you think?!?

Actually, I found a copy in our library system, but it’s checked out and there’s someone else borrowing it after me.

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posted 5 hours ago (by: dirtygrandma)

dirtygrandma:

once upon a time, in Japan…. *white characters*

this takes place in Africa… *white characters*

our story starts in the Middle East… *white characters*

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posted 5 hours ago (by: meggannn)
  • nick in early june: *swirling around in a boss chair in a fancy office* what happened? what? you mean... *sticks fingers in ears* YOU MEAN THEY WANT MORE SPONGEBOB? A NEW SEASON OF SPONGEBOB!! *presses big red button* THERE IS NO LEAK IN BA SING SE (*whispers* no bryan, mike, i haven't fucking decided yet, okay?? this changes nothing go back to your hole and keep drawing)
  • nick in mid june: *disheveled hair, running around office, frazzled* FUCK uh, bryan, mike, we're gonna give em this trailer we slapped together, cool? no don't argue, we already released it a few minutes ago, get on tumblr and start promoting stuff, bryan you should make a silly joke, pretend it was all our idea in the first place - *spills coffee down shirt* fuck just give me a minute - NO I STILL HAVEN'T DECIDED OKAY
  • nick on june 20: *stumbling out of headquarters, just woke up from a nap, no shirt, dirty trousers, drunkenly yelling at protestors/fans* FINE!! YOU FUCKING WANT KORRA, THE PREMIERE'S NEXT WEEK, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ANYMORE I'LL DO WHAT I WANT, IT'S A FREE COUNTRY, FUCK, GET OFF MY LAWN
  • nick on july 23: *wakes up with a hangover* uhhh... shit what'd i do last month... *spots the monkey banging at the control boards* FUCK, WHAT'VE YOU BEEN DOING, HAVE YOU BEEN RUNNING EPISODES THIS WHOLE TIME? *points at the gorilla cleaning the windows* you, you're in charge now, here's your gun and badge, do what you want